I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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