And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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