think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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