Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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