Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
There are leaves in my underwear?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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