yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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