Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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