she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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