A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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