i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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