Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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