I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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