Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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