Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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