I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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