do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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