she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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