This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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