just come out here and I will go home with you...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
