someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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