Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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