I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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