Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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