after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
