my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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