scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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