I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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