How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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