How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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