quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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