Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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