while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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