is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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