Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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