Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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