just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
How does one acquire holy water?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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