I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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