Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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