I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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