What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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