What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize