you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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