Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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