My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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