I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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