your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Floor bacon is actually really good
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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