suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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