I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
