..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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