Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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