that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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