Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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