Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Welp...herpes.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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