Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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